~Outside my bedroom window~

So this is Monty, he likes to hang outside my ground floor bedroom window and peek in, scaring the crap out of me.

Monty is of course not to be confused with The Full Monty who is much bigger in every way (as I've come to learn) because they like to lick themselves and well I see stuff.

Anyways... the Monty's visit from time to time and graze right outside my bedroom window or in the back yard, sometimes lying down and hanging out for hours, chewing their cud and thinking about that cute doe that got away. Neither of them care about me or my big dog who in turn just assumes deer are supposed to be in the yard and lets instinct slide.